My SAS Christmas List

Lovin’ the retro SAS swag! hrenee posted on twitter the sasmemories site on flickr.  It’s the start of a good collection of SAS goodies.

This reminds me, here are some items I’d like for Christmas:

• Oddball t-shirts like those at T-shirt Bordello, but with SAS related goofiness on them.  For example:
  • For the text miner in you
  • count+1;
  • SAS log
• Since I’ve always got SAS on my mind, I’d like to sport hats like these but again, with SAS related goofiness on them. Example:
  • I’m a cute SAS monkey
  • Mine this and put a bunch of text on the hat
  • Datastep anyone?
• Cover your ass SAS with SAS undies.  These ones are a bit retro looking, but they should say SAS on the behind.  Actually, it should say SAS on the right cheek – because SAS programmers are always right.  Is that too cheeky?
  
  • Or maybe those of you would like a smart ass SAS thong? – And no, the thong is not on my Christmas list 🙂 
  • And please, not a SAS parachute
  • Some SAS Handerpants would be nice for those long days of coding
• If they can sell these, I’m sure there is a market for stuffed “Procs”.  I’d love to cuddle up with my very own Proc Tabulate.
• An ice cube tray that makes SAS ice cubes 
• Anyone remember the 8 levels of analytics?  I’d like a toy version.
• And last but not least, what I want most is a SAS Programmer Action figure similar to the Librarian Action figure at Archie McPhee’s

SAS, if you could open up an online store so I can buy stuff like this, I’d appreciate it.  Steve Benfield, I know you’re listening. 🙂

What do other SAS readers have on their Christmas list?